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Pizz would get the ladies. Isaiah might be getting a Ph.D. in neuroscience,  Drumpfy is a data scientist, T30 is a lawyer, and bottombucket is a racist high schooler. I would say Isaiah or T30 is most likely to get a job at GS

Laugh all you want. Being a racist high schooler pays out in the end. 

 

For girls obviously Isaiah.  I’m not really into hookups or anything like that, T30 and bottombucket are racist edge lords.  That leaves isiah who is allegedly in an open relationship with an Asian girl with giant implants.

For the job at GS TMT, I don't think any of us have the background to do it, but I think T30 graduate could get a job on that team's legal counsel since he claims to have been one of the top lawyers in the country

 
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For girls obviously Isaiah.  I'm not really into hookups or anything like that, T30 and bottombucket are racist edge lords.  That leaves isiah who is allegedly in an open relationship with an Asian girl with giant implants.

For the job at GS TMT, I don't think any of us have the background to do it, but I think T30 graduate could get a job on that team's legal counsel since he claims to have been one of the top lawyers in the country

I haven’t discussed women on WSO. Isaiah clearly talks about women enough for you to pick up on it, which means he probably gets a lot or he gets none; he’s a straight shooter so the former. I’m not an edge lord. BottomBucketHardo is some 17 year old who goes to some shit public school, watched some 80s movies, and thinks preppies run the country because he’s too poor to understand the dynamics of this country’s “elite.” He probably has no idea the people he fantasizes about hanging with on Nantucket would run in horror if he spoke the way he did openly  

If it was my only goal in life, sure I could probably be in-house counsel for GS TMT, I’d rather be a plumber in Toledo than the equivalent of a janitor for white collar America. 

 

i dunno, some smokeshow that was in my analyst class sent me a picture of bottombuckethardo and he looked like harvey specter's twin brother, only taller

 

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