Do you have a guinea pigs?

I really love these animals. If possible- share some photos of your pets. It's a sign of affection when they become so comfortable with you that they happily follow you around. Even if there's no treat waiting for them, at this stage in the relationship they'll stay with you simply because they like you and you make them feel safe.

 

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Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
 

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Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 

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If it's not a joke...

guineapig

I have lots more where that came from, just say the word and I'll share the goods >___>

Currently: future neurologist, current psychotherapist Previously: investor relations (top consulting firm), M&A consulting (Big 4), M&A banking (MM)
 

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Currently: future neurologist, current psychotherapist Previously: investor relations (top consulting firm), M&A consulting (Big 4), M&A banking (MM)
 

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