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Verse 1:

Yo, it's time to talk 'bout the banking game, Where money's the name and investments the aim, It's called investment banking, a world so high, Where deals are made and fortunes multiply.

Chorus: Investment banking, where the cash flows, Buy low, sell high, that's how it goes, Stocks, bonds, mergers, and acquisitions, It's a fast-paced world with big transactions.

Verse 2: From Wall Street to London, Hong Kong to Dubai, The suits and ties, the hustle in the sky, Analyzing data, crunching numbers all day, Working late nights, chasing that big payday.

Chorus: Investment banking, where the cash flows, Buy low, sell high, that's how it goes, Stocks, bonds, mergers, and acquisitions, It's a fast-paced world with big transactions.

Verse 3: Pitching to clients, sealing the deal, Strategizing, making sure it's real, Managing risks, hedging bets, Calculating returns, no room for regrets.

Chorus: Investment banking, where the cash flows, Buy low, sell high, that's how it goes, Stocks, bonds, mergers, and acquisitions, It's a fast-paced world with big transactions.

Verse 4: But it's not all glamour, it's not all fun, The pressure's on, the competition's never done, The markets can be volatile, it's a risky game, But the rewards can be sweet, fortune and fame.

Chorus: Investment banking, where the cash flows, Buy low, sell high, that's how it goes, Stocks, bonds, mergers, and acquisitions, It's a fast-paced world with big transactions.

Verse 5: So if you wanna play, you gotta be sharp, Stay ahead of the curve, always on your mark, Study the trends, make calculated moves, Be prepared to win, and sometimes lose.

Chorus: Investment banking, where the cash flows, Buy low, sell high, that's how it goes, Stocks, bonds, mergers, and acquisitions, It's a fast-paced world with big transactions.

Outro: Investment banking, a thrilling ride, With risks and rewards on this financial tide, It's a game for the bold, the brave, the strong, A rap for the bankers, hustling all night long.

 

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